Sunday, March 25, 2012

So You Think You Know Wine - The Markham Edition


I have posted these videos in the past to illustrate how professional sommeliers approach wine tasting and their ability, or lack of same, in guessing what it is they are drinking.  In this example we see how three of the best can get tripped up.  Notice, also, their many excuses for failure.  In the end, they just didn't guess right.  Is it all a guess?  I think that what you see them doing is what we have come to describe as "educated guessing".  There is some obvious knowledge and most of them do better at certain types of wine than others but, all around their hit record is probably not much better than chance.  Additionally, keep in mind they are doing only one bottle at a time.

So, this brings me to a dinner party I cooked for last night at my friends Steve and Dion.  They decided to turn the tables and conduct their own wine tasting and they upped the difficulty level by including three bottles which only had one element in common: they were all red wines.  With that in mind, do you think you could guess country of origin, varietal or style, price and year?  This would be a tough task for anybody.  But, it would probably be impossible for a beer drinker with little to no wine tasting experience to even come close, right?

The three wines were: Chateau Tronquoy de Sainte Anne 2006 (Bordeaux France)$25, Bolla Amarone del Valpolicella Classico 2007 (Veneto, Italy)$37, Wolf Blass Shiraz 2010 (South Australia)$17.  No VQA wines were in the tasting (pitty).  These are 3 very distinct styles of wine with a Cabernet Sauvignon, Amarone and Shiraz that are full bodied and still fairly young by their grape standards.

We were asked to rate the wines in order of preference and the results were: Wolf Blass 5 first place votes, 2 second and 2 third; Amarone 3 first place, 2 second and 4 third; Bordeaux 1 first, 5 second and 3 third.  Making the Shiraz the clear favourite of the group.  As far as the rest of the guessing went, only one person managed to get all 3 vintages correct while the only one to guess a correct country and style was...wait for it...YES the beer drinker.  Yours truly was given a lowly score of 0, though I did manage to convince the judges that Bordeaux is not a varietal but rather a region and I did guess it was a Cabernet.  Overall, even the one guest disqualified for having insider information was unable to do better than 4 correct out of a possible 9.  Points for guessing the years were not included in the overall competition but were included solely for the purposes of a tie breaker.

Generally speaking, this tasting was very well done with all wines being decanted and guests were left to take their time evaluating.  I will steal this idea for later tastings but to simplify I think I will limit the tasting to one bottle and see if people can improve their guessing.  I still maintain that there is more guessing than knowing going on, even amongst the pros, and yet I can't help thinking if you were to come across your favourite wine you might just be able to recognize it and walk away looking like a pro.

Wine is a complex product which is complicated by the many flavour compounds that go into it; alcohol, tannins, fruit, sugar and the vessels they are stored in all contribute to the overall taste.  Add to that the changes in our mouths when we eat, drink or smoke; when we last brushed our teeth; what order we drink the different wines.  Then, add the environmental factors of cooking food, perfumes of guests, pets etc.  And the chances of picking out those complex flavours become slimmer and slimmer.  The process was both fun and enlightening with many people surprised at the results.  Conversation about the wines and the second guessing after the fact were also fun.  But, knowing that PK will rub everyone's noses in his victory for the next several months might be the most enjoyable part of the whole experience.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

A Brief History of Merlot

Here's a clever bit of marketing that does a great job on the history of Merlot. Cheers!

Hat Tip to Chef Tony Le

Sunday, March 18, 2012

THE Definitive List of The Top Ten Cooking Shows

Last week's post got me thinking about my favorite cooking shows of all time and I decided a Top Ten List was in order.  So, here are my top ten favorite cooking shows of all time, but first, I should list for you my criteria for their selection and ranking. 

As you know by now, I hate what I call "recipe shows", those shows which simply have a host demonstrating a recipe and listing off ingredients as they are added.  I find these shows useless and redundant since most come with an accompanying cook book and they do not take the time to thoroughly discuss ingredients and techniques.  Because these shows lack any pedagogical substance they are disqualified from my list.

You might also know about my complete loathing and contempt for Reality Television in general.  Well, even more bile inducing are the Reality Food Shows.  I can't stand any show which needs to manufacture confrontation and direct its reality.  That does not mean that I haven't enjoyed the odd documentary about the food/cooking industry, but these were one-off shows that followed some individual or group of individuals that was less about the characters and more about the experience.  Shows that documented such events as the Bocuse d'Or, Le Salon du Chocolate.  Examples of the reality variety I can't stand are Hell's Kitchen, Tough Cookies, Top Chef etc.

So, to qualify for the list a show must have the following characteristics: it must provide instruction on cooking style, technique or trends.  The host must be knowledgeable, entertaining and instructive.  The show should resist credulous ideas about holistic living, extreme diet or food as cure-all unless they can provide several peer-reviewed studies to support their claims.  The show should help people understand their food enough that a recipe is not a requirement.  So, with that in mind here are my top ten in ascending order:

10)   Molto Mario

Mario Batali is a walking encyclopedia of Italian cooking and is one of America's best chefs and certainly the best still working for the Food Network


9)  Jamie Oliver At Home

I am sure that Jamie Oliver is not the best cook in England.  But, I am just as sure he is their best teacher.  This guy could make passing kidney stones sound appealing.


8)  America's Test Kitchen

This show is produced by the publishers of Cook's Illustrated and is the epitome of instructional television.

 
7)  Good Eats

This is what happens when science meets hunger.  Alton Brown is to American cuisine what Jamie Oliver is to British.


6)  Barbeque University With Stephen Raichlen

Stephen Raichlen knows more about BBQ than most people have forgotten.  Watch any episode and I guarantee you will learn something you didn't previously know.


5)  Mexico One Plate At A Time

I would kill a family of 8 for a chance to spend one day with Rick Bayless in his kitchen.  This is a guy that never appears to be a dick.  Google his name and you will have a hard time finding anyone who would say anything bad about him.  Watching him take a traditional, simple Mexican dish and transforming it into haute cuisine is beyond words.


4) New Scandinavian Cooking w/Andreas Viestad

There are 3 versions of this show with two other cooks but, Andreas was the first and in my opinion the most entertaining to watch.  He has a sense of humour so dry that you can see why Norwegian's have a reputation for lacking one.  But, once you understand his personality, which doesn't take long, you will appreciate why he is on my list.



3) The Two Fat Ladies

I believe I have waxed poetic enough about these two gorgeous birds from Britain in last week's post.  Just watch and enjoy.


2)  Julia and Jacques Cooking At Home

No list of cooking shows would be authentic without including Julia Child and Jacques Pepin.  In fact, I could have filled most of this list with their shows from over the years. But, I wanted to include the rest of my picks and so have placed this show here because, to me, it represents a culmination of the years of experience the two have acquired in producing shows for PBS.  It also has some of the most touching scenes demonstrating the affection they have for one another.



1)  The Galloping Gourmet

Imagine you are nine years old and everything about food fascinates you and your mother has just shooed you out of the kitchen for the tenth time.  It's 1970 and television as you knew it was about to change forever.  Up till now you had a choice of about 4 or 5 local channels.  But, now your house has just been wired with the first cable system on your street and you turn the knob on the set and watch a whole new world reveal itself to you.  As you run through the channels the tube flashes pictures and you watch momentarily, focused solely on experiencing the sheer quantity rather than the content.  But, then your selector lands on a channel you have never experienced before and there on the tube is an overly animated cook who appears on the precipice of utter catastrophe.  You sit back and experience for the first time ALL that you are sure television was meant to provide.  Nothing on that television box would ever excite you this much, until one of the older kids tells you about CityTV and something called the Baby Blue Movies, which were only slightly more risque than Kerr's double entendre and near orgasmic reactions to the taste of his own food. 


So that is my top ten.  But, it was not an easy task and there are several shows that I have enjoyed watching over the years.  So, here is the, rather long,  honourable mentions list:

Gourmet's Diary of a Foodie, Gourmet's Adventures With Ruth, Taste with David Rosengarten, Biba's Italian Cooking, Cooking Live with Sara Moulten, Lidia's Italian Kitchen, The Frugal Gourmet, Great Chefs, Cooking Secrets from the CIA, New Orleans Cajun with Justin Wilson, Chucks Day Off, French Food at Home, The Food Hunter, Kitchen Sessions with Charlie Trotter

 
 

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Rule Britannia!

Watch any food/travel show that is set in a non English country and inevitably it will begin with the words "food is extremely important to ______ culture".  Watch one of these shows in North America or Britain and they probably will not start that way.  But, food is just as important to English cultures as any other.  Food is important to human culture, regardless of where it resides.  Culture, in fact, owes its very beginnings to food and cooking.  And the long held myth that an English kitchen is devoid of taste, culture and tradition is an ignorant misconception.  Much has changed in England and North America and many of the world's top chefs are of English, Canadian and American origins.  These chefs will, to a man/woman, point to the likes of Marco Pierre White as an inspiration for their success.  And Chef White deserves much praise; his food has been amongst the world's best for a long time and he has been at the forefront of the English revival in cooking.  Watch this video from No Reservations (the relevant part starts at 4:15 and runs to 11:50)


Chef White is a very talented chef, I would never disparage his abilities or approach to food.  Of course there is a BUT coming.  And here it is:  Chef White and Anthony Bourdain tend to think that no one was sticking up for the lowly cuisine of the peasantry of Britain until Chef White arrived.  The talent is unassailable but the image?  White passes himself off as some brooding culinary version of J.D. Salinger in self imposed exile from the cooking elite.  The whole time continuing to cook food only accessible to the very wealthy.  Go ahead, try and get a seat at his restaurant in England.  I find the opening scene of Bourdain in a recording studio with allusions to the punk movement, ironic.  He finds in White a kindred spirit who believes he is catering to the masses while all the time rubbing shoulders with the most inaccessible chefs in the industry and attending invitation only dinner parties in exotic locations with ingredients found on the endangered species list. 

Bourdain's infatuation with White revolves around a picture of the man at a young age with a cigarette dangling from his mouth and a face framed by a mass of disheveled hair instead of a crisp white chef's hat.  How avant garde!  I fail to see the importance to food of smoking and listening to punk rock.  Before you begin to believe that White's demeanor is a recent phenomenon take a look at this video from the height of his success as a young kitchen star.


Both White and Chef Raymond Blanc (his mentor) discuss cooking with an attitude that they are doing something vitally important to civilization.  One would begin to wonder if, in fact, there is a Nobel Prize for culinary arts (there's not). The food looks beautiful and probably tastes great but, the "one must suffer for their art " demeanor is enough to kill an appetite.  Not to mention the smoking at the table and in the kitchen.

What may come as a shock to the likes of Bourdain and White, and maybe many of you, is there have been two people who held the British Banner for culinary arts much higher long before the likes of Chef White.  These two are amongst my favourite all time cooking superstars and were as hard core as it gets.  I am talking about The Two Fat Ladies, Clarissa Dickson-Wright and Jennifer Paterson.  Their show taught me more about food and cooking than anyone other than Graham Kerr and Jacque Pepin.  Here is a clip:


Tell me that food doesn't look fucking good (there, I used the f word, that makes me hard core, right?).  And if you think the Two Fat Ladies aren't "hard core" check out their Wikipedia pages here and here.  For Christ's sake Paterson died of lung cancer from smoking, surely that beats a dangling cigarette?  And they traveled by motorcycle, Anthony.  For me Dickson-Wright and Paterson embody the ideals of British culinary culture.  Go to YouTube and spend an afternoon watching their videos, they will entertain and inform you with a sense of humour about themselves and their food. 

Now, it is true that the Two Fat Ladies series didn't start until the mid-nineties, about the time that White was receiving his third Michelin star, but, both Dickson-Wright and Paterson had been cooking for a long time and cooking the kinds of meals seen in their shows.  Paterson had been writing about food even before White opened his first restaurant.  And, the food White was cooking in his earliest days was the food of French chefs he trained under, it was not until he "retired" that White transformed his cuisine to the English country style his restaurants cook today.  As far as preparing and eating "snout to hoof" for a television audience, again Dickson-Wright and Paterson were amongst the earliest. 

Does this mean I have lost my bromantic feelings for Anthony Bourdain?  Of course not.  Bourdain has done a lot to remove the mystique from the profession of Chef and let us all in to the world of professional kitchens in a way that we did not have before.  His style of writing and style of his No Reservations show are brilliantly easy to follow and entertaining to boot.  But, keep in mind, this is only one man's experience.  There have always been kitchens that were run without the "punk" attitude and the vulgar language.  And, while a professional kitchen is a stressful place to work it is no less true for many work places like an emergency room, the trading floor of a stock market, a riot, a fire and many others where the consequences are more severe than an offended dinner guest.

What a chef does is provide a culinary experience that helps us escape the everyday hassles of jobs, bosses, family and bills.  There is only one other form of pleasure that provides as much satisfaction but, professionals in that realm tend to end up in jail.  And just like real love is something that we experience in the home, real food culture is also something that is best enjoyed in the home.  In fact, the home cooks, in my opinion, are the ones who are truly maintaining a nation's cultural heritage.  Look, the punk movement so worshiped by Bourdain was born out of the disenfranchised youth of Britain who failed to find relevance in the music of super groups like Pink Floyd and Queen.   Likewise, in matters of food, the mass appeal of street food, greasy spoons and dinner clubs is born from a culture that can't understand paying $300 to sit nervously at a dinner table scared they may be attacked by a megalomaniac chef who didn't like their take on his deconstructed Pot au Feu!

Culture - all the knowledge and values shared by a society - started at the side of a camp fire discussing the days events and the meaning of life while waiting for some slow footed wildebeest to transform into a succulent golden brown and delicious slab of goodness.  That is the very essence of cooking and is best when shared with loved ones in the home and not by professionals in the bawdy house of some Chez I'm Great.  I love the fact that British food is regaining its rightful place as a world cuisine and hope that a return to the food of the peasantry in all cultures will soon replace that of the gentry and I suspect Chef White will continue to draw inspiration from that cuisine.  There does seem to be a mellowing of Chef White, who now endorses Knorr products, and there are several videos where he is featured giving tips for home cooking encouraging home cooks to keep it simple.  Good on him.  And good on British food.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Downpour Downunder

So, if a wine is more expensive it follows that said wine should be better, right?  Well, no.  Both Australia and New Zealand have experienced a cool summer this year and are looking at a developing weather bomb that may damage much of the (already late) grape harvest.  The losses in volume have to be made up and so this might be passed along as higher prices for those wines.  In short, the same factors that dictate price in every consumable are the factors that dictate price for wine: supply, demand, production costs and quality.  Therefor, when enough of the factors are impacted negatively producers are faced with having to increase prices to cover losses and meet production costs or suffer losses and not have funds for the next season's plantings.

Does this mean Australian and New Zealand wines for the 2012 vintage will be expensive?  Well, no.  Producers still have the option of augmenting yields with imported grapes to offset any damages that might occur and, governments have the option of subsidies for crop losses.  However, if you are a fan of these regions' wines, you may have to do your research prior to purchasing to avoid disappointment.  It will also mean depending on barrel tasting to determine the quality.  Certainly, if barrel tasting shows good signs and yields are reduced, the best of each region will come in at a much higher price.  Lower end wines will probably see some "enhancements" through technique and imported grapes and keep the prices within sale-able range.

I will also add, there is nothing to say that the crops will be damaged prior to harvesting and they may reach above average yields, but with a cool summer and late harvest the wine world will be interested to see how the Kiwis and Aussies respond.  And, I think this is just a great illustration of how wine prices are determined and how various regions respond.

The other point of interest is the 2011 season here in Ontario and upper New York wine regions was equally atypical with an extremely wet harvest.  It will be fascinating to, eventually, get to tastings between these four regions' products from the 2011/2012 vintages.  I love my hobby.

Edit: Here is an interesting story that will also illustrate how wine prices are set.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

On Art And Artifice In Culinary Pursuits

Recently, I have been reacquainting myself with John Barth's Lost in the Funhouse, a series of interlinking short stories that the author uses to discuss many of the characteristics of story telling, language, narrative and art in general.  The book does a masterful job of asking readers why it is we place so much trust in narrators of stories when we know that they are merely another creation of the mind of the author who we would view as fallible if we knew anything about their life. The book is a critique of the writing process and literature itself.

Additionally, Barth's book asks the deeper question: what is art?  (a question I have explored in conversation with several friends).  I believe that Barth would argue that art and artifice share the same root but only in the way chimps and humans share the same ancestor.  Both words have evolved separately in different directions which have muddied what the common meanings of the words are with the classical definitions.  But, that art and artifice have the pedigree to perform the function of differentiation. 

Art (as a word) was brought to the English language by the French who derived it from the Latin nominative form of artem which is ars meaning: practical skill; a business craft.  Both Latin words are derived from the root ar meaning: fit together; join.  The English used the word art to mean: skill as a result of learning or practice and used it to describe the work of artisans such as those who worked with stained glass.  Today, however, we seem to apply this to any creation we view as outside our own abilities or skills.  If we see a painting of flowers that is beyond our abilities as painters we tend to say "that's so artistic, the painter is such an artist."  But, if I, as a painter, was to make a painting that critics raved about and declared it a "a modern, contemporary commentary on traditional mores meant to question our ideas of human existence, blah, blah, blah" and everyone agrees this is the finest example of art in the history of the medium; and then someone recreates hundreds of copies, indistinguishable from the original and sells them for more than I made off my original, and you buy one and hang it in your living room, do you own a work of art from an artist?

By the traditional sense of the word I would have to concede that you do and they are.  However, academics in fine art wished to separate skillful craftsman from imaginative artists and needed a definition of the word which harkens back to the Latin ar and came up with this meaning: "those which appeal to the mind and the imagination" (fitting together in imaginative ways), I would argue a new word is needed to differentiate between my original and the very skillful reproductions.  This word I will use is not meant, in any way, to suggest a lack of esthetic appeal or talent, only a differentiation in the purpose for which the thing is created.  The word I use, and which Barth alludes to, is: artifice.

Arifice is a word that, also, came to the English from the French via the Latin.  In Middle French the meaning was: "skill; cunning" which, used as a noun, became " workmanship, anything made by craft or skill" but which has, today, come to mean: "device, trick".   This is unfortunate because the root of the word is a more useful and descriptive meaning: ars which we've discussed and facere "do"; doing craftsmanship.  This gives recognition to the talents of the artisan without stripping them of their due, while still distinguishing between the fine art definition of art: a creation of the mind and imagination.

I don't expect Messrs. Merriam and Webster to reconsider the definitions of these words on my say but, in future I will distinguish between them by referring to art: refitting one's environment, appealing to the mind and imagination for the purpose of creativity.  And artifice: the making of anything by skill or craft for the sole purpose of industry.  One does not need skill to create art and one does not need creativity to create artifice and there is no rule that says art can not be profitable but, its main purpose should not be profit.  Possessing both skill and imagination, however, would elevate an artistic creation.

So, what  has this to do with food and wine.  Well, it seems impossible, today, to read reviews of restaurants and wines without someone referring to the food or wine as art.  I take exception to the use of the word, as I hope I have made clear, not because I believe there is a lack of talent, but only because it lacks accountability for the creative process and the purpose for the thing's creation.  I will be the first to admit that there is a lot of talent that goes into conceiving and executing a dish in a restaurant, and striking the right balance between taste and presentation is a skill I admire with some envy. 

But, in most restaurants today, cooks and chefs are simply reworking a series of recipes and techniques that have been the staple of the restaurant business for several decades now.  Escoffier, as Adam Gopnik pointed out, invented the whole premise of fine dining today:
Escoffier's  formula for food was, in essence, the same as Jasper Johns's formula for Dada art: take something; do something to it; then do something else to it. It was cooking that rested, above all, on the idea of the master sauce: a lump of protein was cooked in a pan, and what was left behind [...] was deglazed with wine and stock, ornamented with butter or cream, and then poured back over the lump of protein.
 Add to that a chef's approach to plating, which is simply a series of tried and tested ways of piling food on a plate in aesthetically appealing ways (skill, cunning, craft), and you have today's haute cuisine with tiny portions on oversize plates re-imagined in innumerable ways.

I once heard Anthony Bourdain suggest that "there are very few artists" amongst professional chefs.  I believe he said it in a manner meant to provoke, as is Bourdain's way.  I have no such motivation when I suggest that he is correct.  But, does this mean that we should not be in awe of the new generation of cooks and chefs and even foodies opening new and exciting restaurants that eschew the Escoffier model for a return to regional cuisine that celebrates instead the peasant dishes developed over centuries.  These restauranteurs, such as Morin and McMillan at Joe Beef in Montreal, are stripping their food of the artifice (in the contemporary definition of device or trick) and creating cuisine that is about flavour, tradition and sustainability.  After all, for millenia food was meant to nourish and sustain, both the body and the environment, out of necessity rather than fashion.
 
The presentation of this food and the interaction amongst the patrons and cooks (especially in venues that have taken to communal tables)  is helping to reconnect diners to the culture of food.  This participatory approach to dining is, in itself, an artistic endeavor where the mere act of dining becomes artistic expression through interactions between cooks and guests with a new experience with every seating; while the food itself may be artifice, the experience becomes an art. 

In addition, the movement known as "molecular gastronomy" - though not by its practitioners - is another exciting new trend that might offer a glimpse at true culinary art.  The manipulation of food to resemble anything but food provides the diner with a multi-sensory experience and a chance at a new way to taste and experience familiar foods.  But, to be clear, this only applies to those who are attempting new experiences and, in my opinion anyway, excludes those who attempt to perfect the way food is cooked.  Heston Blumenthal is an amazing cook but, in his efforts to perfect dishes he loses the very essence of what art is, namely an interaction between the artist's take on a subject and the patrons' response to it; a kind of manipulation of the senses by providing the unexpected.

In the area of wine and beer, I believe there is even less art being practiced as the processes become more bogged down in science and tradition and technique all focused on attaining a certain "standard" for a grape rather than an unexpected experience.  It is true that every wine maker and brewer is presenting consumers with their own take on a style or grape but, is there any new method or technique that hasn't already been attempted; is anyone trying to shock drinkers for the sake of amusement or bemusement alone.  Merely fiddling with the proportions and "cooking" times does not, again in my opinion, constitute art.  A skill? A craft? Absolutely.  But, the artists were the inventors of wine and beer that found the ways to turn fermenting, rotting fruit into a cultural icon and in most cases they did it with an eye on enjoying the product more than the potential sales.

And to me this is where the culinary arts have to concede:  no winery, brewery or restaurant is creating art solely for the sake of its creation; every bottle is filled and dish served in the hope of turning a profit - and usually a quite hefty one at that.   That is not to criticize, who amongst us isn't looking to find an enjoyable way to make a buck?  But this is the realm of artifice, in my definition, and we should enjoy it for what it is and admire the skill and talents used without feeling badly about calling it by its rightful name: craftsmanship!


Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Closed Door Dining

The latest fad in dining is something referred to as closed door dining.  The concept is simple: a restaurant provides food to a small group of patrons who will dine on a prix fixe tasting menu at a communal table.  There is only one seating, the building is closed to any other customers, the diners must know how to go about reserving a spot (it's not that difficult) and many places are BYOB. 

This looks like a lot of fun for the adventurous diner who is a ravenous foodie and enjoys talking about food as much as consuming it.  Seated at a table of strangers who might have nothing in common but their love of food and adventure may seem intimidating to many but, I would imagine this would be a great way to travel and meet people who could give you recommendations for places to see.  In addition, you may discover a hidden gem of a restaurant. 

Chefs, of course, have been doing this for years but, lets face it, most of us won't be receiving an invite to any of the those secret dining clubs anytime soon.  This may prove to be the next best thing.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Want!!

I have a birthday coming up in a few months, if anyone has a few hundred dollars just collecting dust here is an idea:

http://modernistcuisine.com/

Ramsay and Laurier BBQ Fall Off The Bone

From the "That Didn't Last Long" files comes this story of Gordon Ramsay and the Laurier BBQ parting ways.  My personal feeling is that the owners probably wanted a big surge in business from having Ramsay's name on the signage and were shocked to find out the truth: people want great food not great celebrities.  I am willing to bet there was an initial increase in business but, that it probably fell when the end product didn't live up to the anticipation.  Laurier BBQ has been struggling lately and they probably do need a chef who can bring in new clientele but, they probably need that chef to take over the kitchen completely, not just in name.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

From The Truth In Advertising Files

Man Suffers Heart Attack While Eating 'Triple Bypass Burger' at Heart Attack Grill

I predict that this place will become even more popular and will see a line up of extreme eaters wanting to sit at the actual table and eat the same meal. Of course, I also expect a lawsuit announced in the near future.


Monday, February 13, 2012

Now This Is What I Call a School

If you're looking for something to do the next few Mondays and have always wanted to know more about BEER! (and who hasn't) you might consider attending the WVRST Beer School at WVRST Restaurant 609 King Street West. Each session is run by a different Ontario craft brewery and will include a pairing with some of WVRST's famous sausages. I would hurry, though, as space is limited and it's bound to be popular!


Sunday, February 5, 2012

Under One Small Star

Wislawa Szymborska, the great Polish poet, died this past week.  I love this particular poem of her's because it demonstrates a universal feeling of underlying guilt we all feel when we take those few quiet moments we have in life and reflect on all the apparent contradictions of daily life.


Under One Small Star
 

My apologies to chance for calling it necessity.
My apologies to necessity if I'm mistaken, after all.
Please, don't be angry, happiness, that I take you as my due.
May my dead be patient with the way my memories fade.
My apologies to time for all the world I overlook each second.
My apologies to past loves for thinking that the latest is the first.
Forgive me, distant wars, for bringing flowers home.
Forgive me, open wounds, for pricking my finger.
I apologize for my record of minuets to those who cry from the depths.
I apologize to those who wait in railway stations for being asleep today at five a.m.
Pardon me, hounded hope, for laughing from time to time.
Pardon me, deserts, that I don't rush to you bearing a spoonful of water.
And you, falcon, unchanging year after year, always in the same cage,
your gaze always fixed on the same point in space,
forgive me, even if it turns out you were stuffed.
My apologies to the felled tree for the table's four legs.
My apologies to great questions for small answers.
Truth, please don't pay me much attention.
Dignity, please be magnanimous.
Bear with me, O mystery of existence, as I pluck the occasional thread from your train.
Soul, don't take offense that I've only got you now and then.
My apologies to everything that I can't be everywhere at once.
My apologies to everyone that I can't be each woman and each man.
I know I won't be justified as long as I live,
since I myself stand in my own way.
Don't bear me ill will, speech, that I borrow weighty words,
then labor heavily so that they may seem light.
 

                                                                                                    Wislawa Szymborska

It is hard to be a foodie with a social conscience, trying to justify excesses in food and drink while raging against hunger and famine around the globe.  It's hard to remember that people everywhere, regardless of their plights, take refuge in pleasure and where one is hard to come by others are engaged in sometimes to excess.  This poem reminds us of the fragility and improbability of human life on a small speck of dust circling one small star and the importance of living this one life to its fullest; that we all strive to be good people but fail sometimes to achieve the ideal and need to forgive ourselves and each other for our lack of proper solemnity.

For more on Szymborska here is her Wikipedia page and here is more of her fine poetry.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Bench Player

If you like the idea of a crisp, juicy, tart green apple in a wine glass may I suggest Top Bench White 2009 from Peninsula Ridge Winery ($13.95 LCBO 226803).  This wine is a great value and an excellent party wine or aperitif.  You could also enjoy this wine with shell fish, grilled pork or chicken with mango salsa. It is well balanced, fruity with a nice acidity that I like.  Top Bench wines are a blended brand from Peninsula available in red and white.  The white is a blend of Sauvignon Blanc, Chardonnay and Gewurztraminer and won gold at the 2011 Ontario Wine Awards.

I Like Mine With Hockey

As we enter the cold long days of mid-winter, nothing warms you up quite like a good Canadian Whisky.  Whiskies have been distilled in Canada for at least 200 years and many of the richest families in Canada got that way by distilling whisky and smuggling it to the Americans during prohibition.  The Walkers, the Seagrams, the Gibsons and the Bronfmans, just to name a few, all made scads of money in their distilleries.  Hence, whisky has had a prominent place in Canadian culture and nothing goes better on a Saturday night than Hockey Night in Canada, Euchre and a glass of Rye and Coke; score bonus points if all this is enjoyed at a local branch of the Canadian Legion.

Over the years, Canadian or Rye Whisky has become as distinct and important a product as any of the best whiskies in the world and no self respecting bar would be caught without some on hand.  To be considered a Canadian whisky, products must be mashed, distilled and aged in Canada using some kind of grain but not necessarily rye.  The grains can be straight or malted.  The distilled product must be aged at least 3 years in charred oak barrels no larger than 700 litres.  Just as with Scotch, caramel can be used to enhance colour and flavour and whiskies can be blended or single malted.  Canadian whisky is smoother and lighter than Scotch and Irish whiskies.  The most popular brands of Canadian Whisky outside Canada are Crown Royal, Seagrams V.O. and Canadian Club.

Now, all of this brings us to one of the youngest new whiskies in Canada:  Collingwood Hand-Crafted Artisanal Canadian Whisky was released just under a year ago.  This whisky has a number of cool traits that make it truly unique and Canadian, even if it comes from the American owned Canadian Mist Distillery.  The product is a collaborative effort of the Town of Collingwood, Ontario Government and The Ontario Grain Growers.  The whisky is triple distilled from locally grown corn and pure spring water from Georgian Bay.  It is aged for 3 years in white oak barrels and then rested with toasted maplewood to mellow the finish.

But, how does it taste?  The whisky has great caramel and woody flavours and lives up to the promise of a mellow finish.  This whisky opens up nicely on the rocks as the ice melts and improves the nose and the palate.  This would be a great whisky for use in whisky based cocktails, especially in a Manhattan.  This whisky is not of the same complexity of Crown Royal, but is a wonderful and unique and distinctly Canadian Whisky.  Try it with your next game of euchre or hockey on a cold winter night.

Available at LCBO for $29.95 for 750ml.  Product code 244186

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Restaurant Review: Chatterpaul's Whitby

Nestled into a nondescript plaza in a nondescript neighbourhood of the equally nondescript town of Whiteby (sic), one will find, from the outside at least, a nondescript and unpretentious restaurant by the name of Chatterpaul's.  The restaurant opened in 2008 and is run by Chef James Thomas-Chatterpaul and partner Penny Johansen.  The interior is a clean and contemporary modern bistro with dark wood, brushed metals and frosted glass.  The lighting is modern and elegant and subdued, which can not be said about the crowd.

The restaurant was busy and noisy when we arrived, my usual 15 minutes early.  We were offered a seat at the crowded bar while our table was being prepared.  The hostess checked on us and updated us accordingly, but no effort was made to offer us drinks.  The table was made ready within ten minutes and we were seated prior to our actual reservation time.  Taya commented that the hostess was very pleasant and smiled a lot; I agreed.

Our waitress was just as pleasant, even if she struggled to hide the effects of stress from a busy night.  We were offered drinks: I ordered a beer and Taya a Shirley Temple both of which arrived promptly with our menus.  Chatterpaul's provides two menus, a main menu and a dinner feature's menu which I assume is revised from time to time as it comes as a separate piece of paper.  However, there is no indication that it is modified or how often.  Appetizers on the main menu average $13-14 with the highest being $17-18.  The mains average $25-28 with the highest priced items in the $30-40 range.  The dinner features menu is similarly priced.

By way of comparison, when looking for a restaurant to take Taya, Biff's Bistro was also mentioned.  Biff's menu runs about the same average as does the wine and cocktail list.  Biff's also offers a three course prix-fixe menu for $33 per person, so Chatterpaul's has priced themselves in the upper level of Toronto's upscale bistro eating.

Taya decided to order from the main menu so I chose to order from the features menu.  Taya's appetizer was a flash fried calamari ($13) and I order the crab and shrimp egg roll ($15).   The calamari was  not what the impression of a "flash fried" would suggest, I was expecting something delicate and lightly battered but what came was a typical battered and fried calamari which lacked any of the herbs and spices (at least evidence of any) promised on the menu.  The chipotle ketchup aioli was a nice accompaniment.  The features menu promised a shrimp and crab stuffed egg roll with wasabi, ginger, lemon aioli and rice wine infused slaw.  What I received were two small mushy, cylindrical shaped crab cakes wrapped in pastry which was made soggy by a puddle of brownish-red liquid at the bottom of my bowl.  I failed to detect any of the wasabi or ginger.

For a main dish Taya received the Seafood Pasta Medley ($35) while I went with the Curried Lamb and Shrimp ($25).  Once again the promises of the menus did not match the reality on the plates.  I was promised flavours of ginger, coconut and cilantro but what I was served was a roti style, earthy flavoured curry over linguine which was supposed to be cilantro infused but tasted more confused than infused.  The lamb was cooked very well and and was tender and flavourful, the pasta was perfectly al dente and the portions huge.  The three shrimp on top were a meal in themselves and the curry was well spiced, something I admire in curry.  But the dish just seemed to lack a brightness and the pasta failed as partner to the curry, perhaps a lime infused rice would have been better.   Some evidence of some vegetables would also have been nice, this was a protein and carb heavy dish in need of some brightness to cut the heaviness.

Taya's promise was "mussels, shrimp, clams, salmon and squid in a delicate angel hair pasta with morsels of fresh vegetables in a white wine, spinach, garlic, olive oil sauce."  I would have described it more as a seafood stir fry on angel hair pasta.  Again the food was cooked properly, arrived hot, and was a large portion (Taya only ate about a third).  But the promised flavours seemed to be lacking.  The pasta was less sauced than wetted by a thin flavourless moistness.  To me the description of "morsels of vegetables" would suggest bite sized pieces of vegetable, not a few snow peas thrown in.  Taya is not a fan of salmon and perhaps she will read a dish's description more closely in the future, but I love salmon and I too felt that it was an interloper in this dish.  The pasta was perfectly cooked, the shrimp were huge and the molluscs were cooked perfectly tender and delicate, as was the salmon. It just seems that the dish was left wanting of something more, or maybe less.

I wanted something more, also.  I wanted to fall in love with Chatterpaul's and when I walked through the door I wanted to fall in love even more.  My sister and brother-in-law raved about the food and the service and the extras.  A friend at work confirmed the description and yet my experience left me wondering if I had gone to the wrong nondescript plaza or if I was in the wrong nondescript town.  The service was prompt, courteous, friendly and professional but, I failed to experience any of the "extras" that others had experienced.  I was told that the food was vibrant and eclectic and modern and exotic, only to experience a kind of trying-too-hard.  The kitchen did demonstrate some skill in terms of preparation, but I think they would do well to narrow their focus and perhaps rethink the fusion of some of their dishes.  Now, you might argue that I should have ordered something that is considered a signature dish, but since I was a first timer I wouldn't know what that would be and none of the staff went to the trouble of enlightening me.

Chatterpaul's is priced at or above Biff's Bistro, and I assume they want to be a bistro judging by the napkin wrapped cutlery and casual atmosphere.  But, at Biff's I could have fresh oysters for $1 each, any Canadian wine and some imports by the glass, and a three course meal for $33 all served with the typical Oliver and Bonacini quality one expects.  If Chatterpaul's wants to compete in that market they need to step up their game, narrow their focus and concentrate on matching the food on the plate with the promises on the menu.  In the end Taya gave them a generous rating of 4 out of 5 I, however would rate them a 3-3.5.

Decor and Atmosphere:  4.5
Service:  4
Wine List:  3.5

Food
Flavour:   3.5
Presentation:  3
Portion Size:  4
Price:              $$$$

Overall:  3-3.5

Ratings are out of 5.  Price ratings are out of $$$$$ with $ being McDonalds and $$$$$ being Auberge de Pommier

Chatterpaul's is located at 3500 Brock St. N. Whitby (North of Rossland South of Taunton) 905-665-7575 for reservations.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Table for Two

There is, in my life, a person whose company I never tire of; whose very presence makes me happy; someone I think about every single day; who I have never had an argument with or exchanged a cross word with in the entire time I have known her: my goddaughter, Taya.  And, today she turns 15.  I can not believe that my little sweetheart is one year away from learning to drive and only three years from finishing high school.  I have been a part of Taya's life since the day she was born and can not imagine what life would have been like without her.  She stole my heart the first time I held her and has greeted me with a smile and a hug every time I have seen her since.

A few weeks ago while Christmas shopping, Taya and I stopped for lunch at one of those national chain family restaurants.  We began talking about the service and the food and Taya mentioned that she had been thinking about culinary arts as a potential field of study after high school.  This, of course, was met with much excitement by me and we discussed many of the career paths in the industry and also discussed how to critique food and food service.  We both decided that the restaurant we were in rated about 2.5 out of 5.

Today, as I stated, is Taya's birthday and tomorrow I will be taking her for dinner to her first real fine dining restaurant.  My hope is to expose her to some finer dining than what she is used to and let her see what it might be like in the industry (hopefully the restaurant will be busy).  I was given the name of a restaurant in Whitby that my sister and brother-in-law raved about and has had many good reviews and I hope this will provide the experience I am looking for.  Part of the deal is that Taya will be evaluating the food and the service and will rate them against her previous experiences.  Maybe I will be able to convince her to put her thoughts down on paper and publish them here.

Now,  Taya is not wholly without some fine dining experience; two and a half years ago we travelled to British Columbia and enjoyed afternoon tea at the Empress Hotel.  Best $50 cup of tea I have ever had and the experience of watching a little girl try so hard to act like a young lady was worth every penny.  The waiter was brilliant and after pouring the tea asked Taya if she would like sugar with hers to which she responded "yes, just one please."  This seemed to impress him but more so when he turned and asked me and I asked for two.  He made a face and gestured toward Taya and the two rolled their eyes in mutual deprecation.  I responded that he was lucky I wasn't asking for coffee.  After tasting the tea I had to admit that one sugar would  have been plenty and I thought that this was the first time I had ever really had a good cup of tea.  For Taya and myself, this experience is how we judge all restaurants in terms of service and food preparation and the Empress, for us, is now the standard.  It will be interesting to see how this little restaurant in north Whitby compares.


Saturday, December 31, 2011

Happy Whatevs!

It is the last day of the year and here is my last post of 2011.  Big deal!  The idea of marking time as a cycle has never really appealed to me.  It seems silly to have one day that marks a new beginning for everyone when most of us don't share that day as a birthday.  Is it a new year for me, who was born in May?  I don't think so.  And I get the idea of a new beginning, setting new goals, etc.  I just don't buy that you have to do it on a specific day of the year decided by others.

I don't make New Year's resolutions.  I think that people who do are just setting themselves up for failure. Setting goals should be done in the context of a single objective.  For instance: if my objective is to find a new job I should be setting realistic and accessible goals (i.e. update my resume by a certain date, upgrade my skills by another date, increase my professional network, etc) and I should be re-evaluating these goals and my progress continually throughout the year.  Just stating I will have a new job in 2012 does nothing towards preparing me for new employment and makes me feel like a failure when the year passes without reaching my objective.  The same goes for dieting, smoking cessation, etc.

In addition, all calendars fail to be an accurate reflection of the time it takes for a year to be complete.  The current Gregorian calendar we use has been violated and abused by so many people over the years that its standing as an authoritative reference is dubious at best.  Calendars were developed to help us predict the best times for sowing and reaping our crops by tracking the solstices and equinoxes.  Religions utilized them to mark specific holy days at the same point every year.  None of those events can be claimed as the starting point of any given year without some debate and yet all would be a better date then January 01.

But every year society, and especially the entertainment industries, make a huge deal of this one night when everyone should tune in to Dick Clark, review their past year, declare a resolution to better themselves, quaff enormous amounts of alcohol, and ring in the year with an expensive glass of fermented grape juice.  But, I say enough is enough.  Oh, don't get me wrong, I will still be going out and will do my best to enjoy the evening.  But, I will be damned if I am going to break the bank on expensive Champagne.

There are plenty of great sparkling wines that are just as good as the more expensive Champagnes.  The French have decided that the term Champagne can only be applied to sparkling wines produced in the Champagne region using grapes from the same area.  OK, fine.  I can still enjoy a sparkling wine from any region;  Prosecco from Italy, Cava from Spain, or, of course, variations from all over the planet.  Including a Sparkling Vouvray from France for under $20 cad.  So here are my choices for the best sparkling alternatives to Champagne, because, be honest, none of you are going to be raising an expensive glass of Dom Perignon either.

Chateau Monconteur Vouvray Brut  $15.95 France
Astoria Prosecco La Robinia  12.95 Italy
13th Street  Cuveé Sparkling Rosé  24.95 (a little higher than $20, but worth it for a VQA)
Jansz Premium Cuveé  16.95  Australia

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Future of Music?

Nothing goes better with food and drink like good friends and equally good music. And, no one knows good music like the people at NPR (Public Radio in the US).  Here is their year end list of artists to watch in 2012.  There is a little something for everyone in the list, so give them and a listen and you might find the next American Idol the old fashioned way: by earning it!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Comparing Appellations to Oranges

There was big news out of China this past week trumpeting their expertise in wine making and claiming to have taken down the powerful Bordeaux in blind tastings.  The Chinese, of course, have a long history in winemaking as they do with nearly all things given their standing as one of the oldest human cultures.  In fact, the Chinese have been making wine longer than much of Europe, let alone the rest of the planet.  The original grapes of China were not of the quality for wine that Europe's native grapes were and so rice wine became the popular drink of choice and grape wines were reserved for the rich and powerful.  Actually, not much has changed.

Now, don't expect any kind of  "cri de coeur" from the French any time soon.  We have seen this type of gimmick used before to draw attention to an aspiring wine nation.  But, unlike the 1976 competition, this one seems even more contrived and stacked in the challenger's favour.  And I am not the only one who thinks so.  There are several problems with the methods used in this tasting but, the most glaring is the difference in quality control in both regions.  Bordeaux winemakers are very carefully controlled by the Bordeaux AOC and must use grapes that only come from the appellations listed in their guides.  The AOC First Growth and Superiore have even tighter controls for grapes from just their estates.  Even within an estate their are different levels of quality.

Controls on the French are not limited to just where the grapes came from.  They are limited to where the vines are from and how and when to plant them.  Even the amount of time fermenting and aging in oak and bottles is regulated for the various levels of wine.  This is what makes the best Bordeaux very expensive.  The cheaper a Bordeaux is, the less quality control is applied to it and the bottle's label will reflect this.  Wine anywhere from Bordeaux may be called Bordeaux but only a few can be designated Grand Cru, Superiore or First Growth.  

The Chinese wine, on the other hand, is free of any kind of AOC control.  Chinese wines can, and do, use grapes, juice and even fermented wines sourced from other regions, and even other nations, in their wine making.  There is nothing wrong with this, but you are not getting a real sense of the region when comparing wine blends and for the French terroir is everything in wine.  As with all Chinese industry, the wine industry is not just subsidized but it is owned and operated by the state and has a domestic monopoly  on all aspects of labour costs, pricing, marketing and distribution.  The only reason a wine made in China would sell for 30-70 Euros is because the government said so not because of production costs and profit margins and market forces.  This trumps the French system of subsidies for producers of unsold product.

There is a reason everyone likes to compare their best wines to the wines of France: it's because French wines have a deserved reputation as the very best in the market.  But what we see, typically, is any given country pitting their best wine against some of France's good or very good but never best wines.  There are dedicated fans of every region of wine making in France, some prefer Burgundy over Bordeaux, or Loire over Alsace, but France continues to have a little something for everyone despite any of its recent problems.  This is something that other countries can only hope to achieve and even if the French should slip from their position as the best, the world will always owe them a great debt for showing us how it should be done.

As I said, the Chinese have a long history of fermenting fruit and grains for consumption, and have never had to take a back seat to any nation in culture.  This competition will get people talking about Chinese wines, which of course was the purpose of all this, and many will even search them out and try them.  And one thing is certain, the Chinese are making great gains in the quality of their wine products and the future looks good for them.  I think any new addition to the wine world is a positive thing but, I hope the Chinese will avoid trying to be like anyone else and concentrate on the methods and techniques that would demonstrate the best reflection of viticulture from China.  Because, quite frankly, the last thing the world needs is another Bordeaux.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

If It Wasn't for Pot Luck I Would Have No Luck

There is a funny article at the New York Times entitled ‘Store Bought’ Spoils the Potluck Spirit which echoes my own feelings on the issue of the Pot Luck.  The article focuses mainly on bake sales and the insidious practice of purchasing goods for resale rather than home baking.  The writer points out this practice is also creeping into the Pot Luck Dinner as well.

I can understand the many reasons people have for thinking it easier and cheaper to just purchase a pizza or some wings and heat them up for a pot luck.  But, if you are going to just purchase food, why not pool the funds of everyone, pick different take-out joints and let everyone try something from everywhere and make a contest out of the whole affair by picking the best restaurant.  I have nothing against fast food, or even supermarket prepared food but, the idea of a pot luck dinner, to me, is a culinary role of the dice.  As was pointed out in the article, the practice started by just trying your luck at a host's home and whatever they were serving.

I love pot luck dinners and usually try anything that is home made and have had some of the best food I have ever eaten at many a pot luck dinner.  Sometimes the food doesn't come out the way the cook intended, and I am sure this is another reason that people choose to buy rather than try.  Many people think they have to compete with that one person at each pot luck who seems to bring the perfect dish every time and plates it spectacularly to boot.  But, I never compare one dish against any other at a pot luck; for me it is about the plate of food as a whole and the feeling of community and sharing.

Many times I have been invited to a pot luck and was told before hand to bring a specific dish or specific type of dish - vegetable side, starter, meat dish, etc.  This I am not a fan of.  To me a pot luck should have an emphasis on the "luck".  Just like Bits 'n' Bites, every pot luck should be a new experience and, if it happens that everyone brings the same dish, well, so be it; find the humour in it and go with it.  Again, it is all about luck.  And, after all, the idea is to get together with friends and have a little something to eat.  If we are less focused on the food and its presentation and more focused on the people and the conversation the evening will be memorable for more than just the fact that everyone brought Swedish meat balls.

So, here are the rules I think should govern the Pot Luck Dinner:

1) You must bring the food in the pot, pan or casserole that it was made in: no fancy plating.
2) No store or restaurant bought food.
3) No micro managing the food.  Everyone brings what they want without instructions.
4) If there are guests who can not cook they must bring a bottle of wine that may or may not go with the food, but they can not be told what is being made.  Pure roll of the dice here as well.
5) Host/Hostess supply hors d'ouvres and dessert but no other dish.
6) Everyone helps with the set up and clean up.